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Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

hers a joke... japanese people

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

what do you call a black guy african american

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

tea with milk?

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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