roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

hi joshua

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

One time at band camp.............that's it........

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

the power to turn magnetism into light

My name is me I like fired chicken!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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