Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

Heskey time.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

ur an fagit

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Your life

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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