- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

numbers just make the funniest antijokes

what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

A man walks into a bar, and he died.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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