What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Fine, ladies first.

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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