- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

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