who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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