- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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