- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Black people are the scum of the earth

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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