- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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