Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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