- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

A penis walks into a bar..

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

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