Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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Prostitution is bad.......

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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