- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock come in.

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

Of course, first door on your left

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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