Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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Swag.

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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