- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

A penis walks into a bar..

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Major League Soccer

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

girls basketball

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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