Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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