- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

What does two plus two equal? 4

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

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