- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

what's up? my penis.

whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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