- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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