Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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girls basketball

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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