- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

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