- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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