- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

The Oakland Raiders

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

what are three short words? i a am

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

Dance is a sport

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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