what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Sarah Palin's political campaign

thumb_up thumb_down -23

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

An anti-joke

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why is this joke funny It isn't

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

thumb_up thumb_down -23

josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Why? Because.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

thumb_up thumb_down -25

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

N-E Pats never cheated

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops