What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Robin get in the batmobile!

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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