- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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