- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

So, same time tomorrow then?

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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