whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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