- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

say it ten times fast: oh

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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