- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wonder where the hell Hitler is

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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