A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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Yo mamas so fat she is obese

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

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karn chevalier

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

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What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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