What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

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This sentence is a lie.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

whats black white and red all over an abused child

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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