Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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