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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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