Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

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This sentence is a lie.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

whats black white and red all over an abused child

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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