- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

Knock knock. Its open.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

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