- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

TRICERATOPS!

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

Women deserve equal rights.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

Mogok Papiti.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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