A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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