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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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The Labour Party.

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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