What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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John lazzaro likes dick

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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lol

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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