What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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woman's rights

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

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my wife out of the kitchen

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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How old are you? 7

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Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

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Yo Mama is so poor, she can barely keep a steady income and cannot support her family of 10 even with support of food stamps and wel fair and will probably die soon due to diabetees because she wasted her food stamps on food that is bad for the average persons diet and due to a lack of exercise. I am worried about her she seems very depressed due to her wight and fatality outlooks and you should probably direct her to your local clinic to make sure she is OK and try to help her with her weight mangment problems. I am scarred for you and your family and I wanted to make sure you are ok and are doing well in education and are on track for a very bright future probably going to a universety which you will pay for with student loans from a bank in the local area. I am extremely worried so are you OK with all of those things I said before and if you are not I can help you get onto the right track and your mom can have a happier longeer life filled with fun happinnes wisdom life and other things like peace and forgivness for all people should get that it is part of our natural human rights and we deserve such things I speak of. Are you ok and does your life apply to thing things I have said in the past couple of motivational minuites. ''get the fu^k off porch''

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