- Anti Joke

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.