- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

How about that airline food?

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

knock knock... ...no answer

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

whats black? the colour

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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