- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

if got a joke if fogot it

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

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