- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

Will nearis is here! Get it

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

Camerons hair is Curly..

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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