I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Camerons hair is Curly..

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

ure mama's so fat

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

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