What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

anti jokes are really funny

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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