- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

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