Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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