- Anti Joke

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties