Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

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Barack Obama.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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Brain fart

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

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Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

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Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

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What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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What is worse than torture? Not much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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