- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Knock Knock Who's there

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

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