A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

knock knock go away!!!

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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