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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

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What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! *David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease*

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

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Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

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What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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if you don't like this you're gay

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What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

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what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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