Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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