- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

what do you call a black chef glendon

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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