a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

Theres an app for the iPhone.

charlie sheen

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Hi, my name is Jake.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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