A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

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What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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