A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Well, that depends if the apocalypse was happening and if there were even any Americans left at all.

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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Getting all F's on your report card isnt that bad.... I mean you could go home to find your whole family murdered and your Girlfriend hanging from a noose.

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A black man walks into a movie theatre... And pay for a ticket that would grant him access to watch the verity Of movies available to watch that month of screening. He picks the warhorse which was critically acclaimed by many respected critics. He watched and observed the positive and negative points of the the film. When it ended he took a long a ride home on the number 76 bus to ibswitch road where he lived during that time, and wrote about his opionion on the movie and how he thought the movie could be improved. He done this same routen for another six months, every saturday, until he died of aids shorty after a homosexual fling.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

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mat (telling anti joke): so you are stranded in a desert, right and kyle: no. Mat: no man i'm Kyle: no (kyle was later found dead)

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What is the difference between a snail and whale? A loaf of bread

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Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

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Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

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What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

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When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

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What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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