- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Whats worse than suicide? death

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

Hi, my name is Jake.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

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