- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Whats worse than suicide? death

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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