- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Why can't february march Because april may

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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