i killed my family

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

charlie sheen

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Theres an app for the iPhone.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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