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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

what goes boo a sock

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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