- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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