- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Whats worse than suicide? death

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Hi, my name is Jake.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

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