- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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