Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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