- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

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