- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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