- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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