- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

knock knock!? . . No.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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