Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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Women's Rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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