A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Immigration Laws

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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