- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

A dyslexic blind man

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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