- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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