- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Adam Chebali has no life

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

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