- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Pickles are moist.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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