What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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The FCC

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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Click here for free sandwich.

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

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You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

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There was a young boy walking to school. and he found a red hairbrush on the ground. He then proceeded to walk to school. During lunch he examined the haircrush and it looked perfectly normal. A few days later, he decided he was bored with the hairbrush and decided to place it in a tree. A girl found the hairbrush. The end. You just wasted 30 seconds of your life. Ha.

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Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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