What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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Roses are red, Violets are violet

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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