- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

What's funny? Women's rights.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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