- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

your mama so old, shes dead.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

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