- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

A women left the kitchen.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Why so serious ?

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Good job, son.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

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