- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

A women left the kitchen.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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