- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

1)Where do you find a turtle with no legs? 2)Where? 1)Where you left it. 1)... Knock Knock... 2)Who's there? 1)...Not the turtle...

What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

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